Looks like you’ve finally found religion—turns out it was in a jar, not a book. This lid assumes respect and smells like contraband. Worn best while lying through your teeth to your PO, blessing the rotation, or collecting tithes at the trap. Amen.

• 80% acrylic, 20% wool
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)