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Germany's First Commissary Dispensary Is Open For Bidness

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Live from Cell Block D, where the blunt rotation has outlasted two hunger strikes and a stabbing

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METH VS. WEED — THE BOOF DU JOUR PSYCHOSIS TRIAL

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The DEA said weed might be worse than meth. So we gave out both and kept score. For science.

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Wear It. Lose Friends. Make Enemies.

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Exposés

Where we drag cannabis industry skeletons out of the grow room and roast them under 1,000 watts of unforgiving truth.

Boof Illustrated

Trippy panels and naughty color‑inside‑the‑lines therapy for stoners who like their laughs in living (and self‑shaded) color.

Boof Staff Picks

From sketchy licenses and cooked books to botched PR, we picked the choicest carcasses for your enjoyment.

Verano's Failed Acquisition Is The Most Successful Thing They've Done All Year

Lawsuit alleges breach of deal. Investors just relieved someone still wants to buy weed from them at all.

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NEVADA ANNOUNCES ‘TRAP CASINO SOCIAL EQUITY PROGRAM’ TO PROMOTE FAIRNESS AMONG HISTORICALLY ILLEGAL GAMBLERS

If you’ve ever run craps out of a basement while high, congratulations—you’re now eligible for a Vegas weed casino license.

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