Boof du Jour doesn’t cover the story—we speed through it with a blown-out muffler and three unpaid tickets on the dash. This tee is standard issue for anyone willing to throw themselves into the fire so we can make a meme about it later.

Throw it on. Slam the door. Light the joint. You’re on assignment.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping