The tee that says, “I’ve seen things behind the trim room curtain.”
It’s not merch—it’s the last clean shirt you own after inventory week.

Wear it to your shift. Wear it to court. Wear it while explaining to your landlord that the rosin press isn’t technically a fire hazard if it’s on a yoga mat.

Subtle enough to pass in public. Loud enough to get you quietly removed from the next licensing round.

Boof on the chest. Doubt in your heart.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping