Where the weed’s legal and the paychecks ain’t. A $72 eighth and a $4.12 bank balance. Every Cali stoner knows the drill—no refunds, no restocks, no rent money. This shirt honors the state that pioneered it all, then priced everyone out of it. Roll up under a palm tree and pretend you’re not broke.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton 
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping